These Hose Ain't Loyal

Illustration By Teya Bozhilova

Dilemma: After a spring and summer hiatus, I've started wearing pantyhose and stockings again. The problem? I can't seem to keep a pair from ripping. I don't remember this being an issue before.

I've tried both high-end and budget brands, so I don't think quality is the culprit. My nails are smooth and snag-free as well, which rules out the most obvious explanation.

So what's going on? Should I be trying some of the old-school tricks, taking them out of the package, dampening and freezing them overnight, or giving them a light mist of aerosol hairspray? Or is the answer more technical, perhaps related to the lycra content or fabric blend?

Any advice, tips, or tried-and-true tricks would be greatly appreciated. Keep them coming. I need these hose to start working with me, not against me.